Crazy Crow's Postpaid Price List

OK, there may be someone who wanders in here hoping to procure themselves a printmaking bargain, being unable to reach one of our retail outlets on the North American continent (Good Girl Art in Springfield, MO or BD Antiques in San Francisco, CA). So, here comes a list of prices for the prints in the Junk Apocrypha "catalog."

I will also offer approximations of size, for the curious onlooker and obsessive annotateur.

Alien Rectal Probe by Moonlight ... 3" diameter ~ $15
Raven ...................................................... 3" x 6" ~ $15
Portrait of Lincoln .................................. 4" x 6" ~ $15
Frog over Dresden .................................. 2" x 5" ~ $10
Near Solitude ....................................... 2.5" x 5" ~ $10
War ..........................................................5" x 5" ~ $15
Medusa (small) ...................................... 2" x 3" ~ $10
Punished ................................................ 2" x 3" ~ $10
Cricket .................................................... 2" x 3" ~ $10
Aquameat Considers Oblivion ............ 2.5" x 6" ~ $15
Lucky Greets a Hostile Universe ........... 2" x 4" ~ $20
Maximum Campfire Enjoyment ............ 3" x 3" ~ $20
Moon ...................................................... 3" x 3" ~ $20
Ah, Sun-flower ....................................... 6" x 9" ~ $20
The Fish ................................................. 2" x 3" ~ $10
Sorry Bastard ......................................... 4" x 6" ~ $15
A Roguish Devil Shelters Under ........... 6" x 9" ~ $20
Old Devil, Infested with Eyes ................ 2" x 4" ~ $15
Slug Waggle ......................................... 1.5" x 2" ~ $10
Younger Devil of Dexterous Tongue ..... 5" x 7" ~ $20
The Browfrog of Memory ...................... 3" x 5" ~ $20
Neither Respected nor Admired .......... . 3" x 6" ~ $15
This One Needs a Really Dirty Title .... . 5" x 5" ~ $ 15
Two Trees ............................................... 6" x 6" ~ $15
Somnaholic Panels .... not available as single images
The Bride ................................................ 2" x 7" ~ $15
The Swimmer ......................................... 2" x 7" ~ $15
Medusa's Garden ................................... 2" x 7" ~ $15
Winter .................................................... 2" x 7" ~ $15
The Sirens .......................................... 10" x 10" ~ $30
Yo Soy Americano ................................. 5" x 6" ~ $15
Tree of Night ...................................... 10" x 12" ~ $40
Lucerne .................................................. 6" x 9" ~ $20
The Pregnant Waters ............................ 6" x 9" ~ $20
Early Dentistry ...................................... 3" x 3" ~ $15
Eat Lead ................................................. 3" x 3" ~ $10
Yomi ....................................................... 3" x 3" ~ $15
Medusa (large) ...................................... 5" x 10" ~ $20
Joe-Man in a Terrifying Landscape ....... 5" x 9" ~ $30
Waking Up at Night ............................... 5" x 9" ~ $30
Fear ...................................................... 9" x 12" ~ $30
Mermaid .............................................. 6" x 10" ~ $30
Ol' Reaper w/ Pigs ................................ 4" x 6" ~ $20
Pile of Monroes ..................................... 4" x 6" ~ $20
Queen of Denmark ................................ 4" x 9" ~ $20
untitled tree .......................................... 2" x 4" ~ $10
Grape Man ............................................ 2" x 3" ~ $10
untitled (weird cathedral) .................... 4" x 6" ~ $15
Abandoned Machine ............................ 3" x 3" ~ $15
Sheltering ............................................. 2" x 3" ~ $10
Big School Tree .................................... 4" x 5" ~ $20
Rising Tree ........................................... 6" x 9" ~ $30
The Eternal Student ............................. 6" x 9" ~ $30
Left to Our Own Devices ...................... 6" x 9" ~ $30
Old Tree ................................................ 3" x 8" ~ $15
Season of Wind ..................................... 2" x 8" ~ $15

How do you pay? I don't know. Email me (floppycrow@gmail.com) first and we'll figure it out. If you want more than one, you can get a discount because these postage-paid prices are pre-loaded with the pain of packaging.

Apocryphal Apocrypha

Well, quite a few prints escaped this volume, for a variety of reasons. Some of them suck. Some have never seemed "finished." Some were too large or too misplaced to scan. Here are just a few of the overlooked images.
Basic bug. My first copper plate?

"The Worm"—Linocut w/ weird glow effect from wiping the block with Windex before inking

"Two Trees"—my first or second woodcut, based on some evergreens near the MSU football field

The only she-devil from the Devils & Familiars series


My contribution to the "Adam & Eve" themed printmaking challenge

Works in Progress

A portrait of me--er, Red Rogue

ink drawing for a book project--I'd like to etch it, but when and how?

"The Histrionics of the Feminine Dead"—drawing on plywood. How will I cut this one? What have I gotten myself into?


"The Monkey and the Ghost Ship"—drawing for woodcut, now detouring into watercolor